chris-the-stick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Workin in a Coal Mine]

an incredible journey to the bottom of the earth! (or at least to the bottom of the mine-shaft)
as i also know, smegmining business is one of the toughest jobs out there, and it needs from people to have strong arms, good stamina and a good shovel, while a perfectly angled mustache is also a necessary precaution.

i loved it when the flounderman smegminer tried to enjoy his nestle (TM) candy bar in peace, and when he encountered the bedn, that he truly had an epic battle royale against him.
what a great scene, what a nice movie!
perfect work as always, this movie gets 10 coals out of 10.

[Bananabeard III: Three]

this was an excellent movie, man!
i loved how banana-clock tried to scam SBC into giving him a full refund for the ice cream that he ate, and their exchange of words+insults/comebacks was amazing.
i like it when banana said:
''i will sue you, buy the dirt, i will plant azaleas in there, and then i will sue them too, for making too much oxygen in my dirt''
also the part where he said:
''i will #metoo you on twitter'' was hilarious as well,
and the ''expensive shoes+steaks'' part was also funny, focusing on banana clock's arrogance and silliness.

the whole movie was amazing, full of many funny moments, good one-liners, and with many things to love in it.
excellent work, keep it up!

[Space Adventure Flounderman: Episode 1]

what a thrilling start on an epic space war series!

the movie starts wonderfully, as we see the brave and bold space cadet flounderman clock running his spaceship, the floundermannius 3000 into the deepest vestiges of space, as he tries to explore new, fascinating worlds and to explore new cultures with only his wits and brawn as his only ''weapons''.

ofcourse, what happens next is a mystery, but i should state a disclaimer: (SPOILERS BELOW)
that space captain BB10 is an excellent driver, and that he would never steer like that in the spaceway, so whatever must've happened, it was definitely a driving mistake made by flounderman clock, who doesnt even have a space-driver's license. im sorry, but i had to set the (space) record straight.
(END OF SPOILERS)

apart from that, the whole movie was funny, wild, and full of epic space adventures to be had.
i wonder what will happen in the next episodes of the series!
(inter)stellar work as always, flounderman, keep at it!

[Poly Has Constipation]

a haunting look at the life of a constipated man.

as the movie begins, it shows us a magnificent title screen and we are thrown right into the action, as we see polyhedron clock battle VS the porcelain throne, for the ultimate battle:
who will win?
(the answer: noone. this is a battle of attrition.)

but the best scene in the movie was definitely the car chase scene in the end, it was quite the idea, i didnt expect it at all.

all in all, a funny movie about polyhedron.

[Four-leaf Clover]

now thats a good movie!
it had hand-drawn brush designs of the main characters, smooth animation AND a funny story too!
i liked how octopus clock's talked to his wife about ''dat booty'' (haha), and it was interesting to see how his perfect day actually got ruined by that ''lucky'' clover.
one could ask many questions after seeing this movie:

-is grey clock so charming?
-are the PF chang's good restaurants?
and why do bagels cost 7$ at NY?

we might not know the answers to those pressing questions, but i know this thing:
that this was a funny, clever and nicely animated movie.
keep up the good work.

[B Sword]

a nicely animated movie, with good visuals, good character designs (both octopus clock's and BB10's drawings were excellent), and a smooth animation too.

this movie was good in almost all aspects, except from one:
the story.
it is a crude mockery on BB10, and it makes fun of him. (but not in a creative or wholesome way).

in most BB10-themed lore, BB10 has a sword and he appears to be a skilled swordsman, not a twigman.
furthermore, i miss the meaning of the metaphor on BB10 getting striked down by the B.
is he Banned?

all in all, the movie was nicely formed with good visuals and a smooth animation, but the story was simply a mockery of BB10.
have a nice day.

[Wiggle Room 2]

i am utterly confused by this movie, but all the monsters were extremely nicely drawn, with good horror features in them, (of the eldritch abomination kind), with alien-esque elements in them, and even with a bit of humour here and there (the barking and the ''doll'' part).

the corpse was realistically drawn, and as such, it was a horrifying sight to behold.
the small hole, big monster theme was definitely interesting to explore, and the surrealism in this movie was nicely shown.

all in all excellent work, great drawings, smooth animation, even if i didnt understood much of its story/meaning.

this IS going somewhere... ;)
5/5

[GWYNEVERE, QUEEN OF SUNLIGHT]

well, that was both an excellent, funny and clever parody of dark souls, with cool scenes and with (very) nicely drawn characters, from the titular knight protagonist of the dark souls game(s), mr knight, to the very nicely drawn gwynevere, the queen of sunlight!
i just love how nicely you've drawn+animated her, she looks accurately drawn, impressive, and very very sexy.
excellent details on her face (especially her starting, middle and final face expressions, lol), and great work of her size and body features, including her titanic cleavage.. (epic)

all in all, this was a great dark souls parody, featuring the sexy queen of sunlight.
keep up the good work!

[Clockmas 2019]

once again, the clockcrew did an excellent collab for xmas, or should i say, ''clockmas''?

well, all of the parts were good, starting from pop-tart's great part, which had nicely drawn characters and smooth animation, along with a very funny story, as mello-yello clock tried to deliver some packages during the holidays season.
then, we've had flounderman's excellent (but also creepy+surreal) part, where officers slurpee and thor clock try to solve a murder case during christmas, and it ends up with quite a bang.
brazil clock's part was short and sweet, and it did the job right, despite its minimalism+ rushed nature.
polyhedron once again delivered a great collab part, full of seasons greetings and classic Cc humour, done in a picturesque way,
while phonograph clock delivered a comedic masterpiece, full of many good sound effects with the clever use of text-to-speech voices, and funny puns+visual jokes as well.
his animation was smooth too, ensuring a very good collab part once again.

futhermore, bolt clock's part was short and sweet, with good visuals and with excellent humour, while his drawing style is good as always.
also, redbook clock's part was very beautiful, festive, and nicely done, with nicely drawn characters, many cameos of famous clocks, and with good humour in the choice of the gifts, during the ''secret santa'' event going on.
mello yello's and jamba clock's gift's scene was a hilarious idea, along with the part about phonograph clock's gift as well...
also, the part where rob clock's refusal to add BB10 in the collab is sadly true, due to rob clock's bad nature, which is evident once again.

as we move on, vuvuzela's part is a visual masterpiece, filled with good drawings of each character, good linework and with a smooth, fast animation speed.
vuvuzela clock's humour is also great, as its been shown many times.

also, melloyello's part was a GREAT adaptation of octopus-clock's script, which formed a splendid xmas part, full of comedy, well known references and various awesome, memorable moments to behold.
an excellent part in general.

switch clock's part was smoothly animated, with nicely drawn characters and good humour, holding all the old-school traditional elements of a classic (old) CC movie, but with a combination of accuracy and of professionalism.

doggo clock did a great stop-motion animation for his part once again, and it was a beautiful sight to behold. what a nice movie! (it was short but good)

thor clock did a splendid part full of festive humour and of the classic CC chaotic jokes about ''violence during expressions'', in which we saw many familiar clocks having their issues with the collab author, more or less.
in that same part, we also glimpse a rare cameo of strawberry clock's ''nose''!
oh dear...

lastly, we see the always amazing mastery of zombie linclock's great animation skills, which was complete with spectacular visuals, a very smooth animation, and with a short, but beautifully executed movie, which brought us a nice ending for this good, festive collab.

all in all, this collab was great, (thanks to all the skileld participants in it), and it would've been even better, if the collab organizer (rob clock) wasnt so petty as to exclude various members of the CC from participating in the collab.

apart from that sad fact, everything else was good.
the intro+credits scene of the collab was good, and the whole presentation was worthy of a proper, big CC collab.

good work people, keep it up, and merry clockmas!

Ushnor responds:

Remember that StrawberryClock’s nose is CANON. StrawberryClock only actually appeared in my colab part. All the other parts had an imposter. Who is this mysterious strawberry with a clock on it that’s pretending to be our king? Really adds an extra layer of mystery and suspense to the colab.
-ThorClock, God of Thunder

[FEAR]

it was an impressive and fearsome movie about our heroes greatest fear: to accidentally poop in a hotel's corridors.

it was interesting to see sir BB10 and crack clock to analyze this peculiar and fearsome topic, and i liked their cool ''echo'' voice effects in the end, although i couldnt understand crack clock's final line: perhaps it could use some subtitles?

other than that, the movie was great.
BB10 was cool (thanks for the cameo!), and crack clock evolves nicely as a new CC character.
furthermore, the appearance of the frank-guy and of the d**k duck in the end was a pleasant surprise!

all in all, it was a good, and funny movie.
keep it up!