Total Medals Earned: 1,707 (From 278 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
in cold cash.
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
in cold cash
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/16 (65/330 points)
Complete the first wave in Story mode
Experience the cool refreshing taste of a health potion
Make Von Weiser's acquaintance for the first time
Have your pet starling make 5 K.O's
K.O 50 enemies while airborne
Defeat one of every enemy type
Feed your starling
Unlock and use the Crazy Violin special move
Fully upgrade Wolfgang's core attributes
Chain together a 60+ K.O combo
Get over 1200 K.O's in a single Survival Mode run
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/270 points)
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Locate Lemmy!
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Successfully audition the Thespian
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 2/26 (10/500 points)
Play with your dog
Annoy the portly man in the shower
Complete Aeryl
Drink poison
Scale Mount Ulahard
Complete Elaris
Complete Meztla
Craft your first potion
Burn Duro to get his ship
Complete Potal
Complete Rhisla
Complete Ro'gor
Pick your first ingredient
Complete the race across the border
Collect a health upgrade
Collect 100 ingredients
Complete Lynaii
Complete the race without firing
Enter the locked temple on Meztla
Defeat X'o'chthu
Craft all potions
Don't get shot on the Potal battlefield
Visit the developers
Drink all potions at once
Collect all health upgrades
Defeat X'o'chthu using Freeze potions only
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/330 points)
Beat Room 5
Get the bad ending
Complete Expert Room 1
Complete Expert Room 2
Get the good ending
Beat Time Trial Run in under 4 minutes
Obtain all 19 grapefruits