Total Medals Earned: 1,707 (From 278 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,470 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/90 points)
Get the steering wheel!
Enter Dust Bunny Forest!
Defeat the giant dust bunny!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (325/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
And I just shaved, too!
I'd like to check myself in
Surprise!
Too much exposition
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 9/25 (45/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
dragon scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/105 points)
First page found
He See You
Third page
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Sixth page
8 pages collected
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 10/12 (90/145 points)
Go quickly
Get negative 20 rings
Get negative 50 rings
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Kill 5 bees
You went too quickly
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Medals Earned: 6/14 (75/120 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (35/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge