chris-the-stick 2009-03-20 13:42:10

1. wood cutting takes one hour. use a joke on that, what you can do while wood cutting... i once drank some cool juice

and i once danced around 2 mins

2. you have to learn skill 1, so you can do skill 2, and then you may advence skill 3 taht u need, but then you must raise ma skill on the rest, so you can unlock skill 4, taht will raise skill 2.

in short: why do i need to learn crafting/smithing/iron making/other 2 make a simple armor why? its simpler to buy it.

3. according to the game, you must not offend users. you could make a user join, and like being spammed by noobs, and when he says ''relax guys'' they gte mad and scream at him, and he says STFU, kids!
and they cry and report him.

aka, people in rs suck

4. you could make a joke, taht if all skills are so hard, then we shall thank them they didnt add pooping.

IE
''taking a sh*m''
POOP
got 1 shit exp
got 2 toilet exp
lvl on shit 3000
and lvl on toilet: 20
(assuming he didnt use toilets alot, and he's on forests)

also show porta potty
and wth.

5. show how ridiculously strong the mage attacks, are, and how some people overreact when loosing.
and maybe some jok on every class... like for instance, archers must pick their ammo, for ballista all time
and swordmen must get always good armor, but makes them weak on magic... errm

also the fact that a battle takes one hour

6.the guest, of shield of varrock. hardest quest in game, cause it needs help from a noob. and all people in rs think they are the best